Your league takes one 6 minute test. Highest score gets to pick their position first. Nobody gets handed the top pick this year without earning it.
Twelve people put real money in. Somebody spent four hours on rankings. Then a number generator handed out the picks and the league year started with a shrug. The most consequential moment before kickoff, and nobody competed for it.
The real thing is 30 questions in six minutes. This is a taste of it, and the clock is not kind.
Name it, set the number of members, pick the competition.
No accounts and no app for anyone. They tap the link and enter a name.
Nobody has to be online at the same time. The clock starts when they start.
Getting twelve adults in one room in August does not happen. No live lottery, no Zoom call, no scheduling thread that dies on day two. Everyone takes it whenever they want, and the board fills in as they finish.
The board fills from the bottom up. Slot twelve first. Slot one last, and everybody is watching when it lands.
You do not have to be the commissioner to start this. Copy the message below, paste it in the group chat, and let the league argue about it.
You get this ready to paste the moment your league is set up.
Not the commissioner? Set it up and hand the keys over. Admin can be transferred in one tap.
No. They tap the link, type a name, and go.
The admin closes it and they pick last.
Still more fair than a number generator, which is bad at everything.
You know these people. And they'd have to be smart enough to cheat, which is sort of the point.